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The Cereal Convention was an event held at the Empire Hotel[1] somewhere in Dodge County, Georgia.[2]

Description[]

The convention was envisioned by Nimrod as a way to bring together his fellow collectors. It was held over a weekend in autumn of 1989 (possibly October), with an entire hotel booked out for the occasion; Nimrod's initial ambition was to make it into a regular event, but that plan was foiled by Dream.

Rules[]

  1. No civilian names.
  2. We don't shit where we eat.

Program[]

Registration was held early Saturday in the Scarlett O'Hara room of the hotel.

Discussion Panels[]

Saturday:

  • Morning: Opening speech
  • "Make it Pay"
  • "Religion"

Sunday:

  • 10:30 "We are what we are"
  • 12:30 "Women in serial killing"
  • 3:30 "There is no sanity clause"
  • 4:40 Guest of honor speech.

Film Program[]

Saturday:

Disco[]

Saturday night:

Participants[]

Attended[]

Attended[1]
Image Name Comments
(Adonai)
(Adonai) (Named only in the TV show). Participated in the Religion panel. Deems himself a just god who gives his victims a new life in his heaven.
Bogeyman
Bogeyman Disqualified. See article for more details.
Candy Man
Candy Man Practicing psychiatrist from Connecticut. His MO includes candy canes. Also known as "the lip collector". Was briefly considered as the new guest of honor; participated in the Sanity Clause panel.
Carrion
Carrion Participated in the "Make it Pay" panel, questioning the Choirboy's approach.
Choirboy
The Choirboy Participated in the "Make it Pay" panel, sharing his experience with hefty ransoms.
Chris
Chris The musician Chris Carter from the band Throbbing Gristle was featured as an easter egg. This photo was used as the template.
The Connoisseur
The Connoisseur He's only had 8 victims; the Connoisseur targets preoperative transsexuals.
The Corinthian
The Corinthian Guest of honor. See article for more details.
Crooner
(The Crooner) (Named only in the TV show). Often seen singing tunes to himself, such as Lydia the Tattooed Lady and These Boots Are Made for Walkin'. During the Religion panel, admitted that God tells him to engage in collecting.
Dark Angel
Dark Angel Participated in the "Women in serial killing" panel.
Dog Soup
Dog Soup Attended the "Make it Pay" panel; participated in the "Women in serial killing" panel where she criticized poor representation and stereotyping. Fitting, since the media considers her to be a man.
El Dorado
El Dorado Participated in the Sanity Clause panel.
Flay-by-Night
Flay-by-Night A successful surgeon with a knack for leather neckties. See article for more details.
Fun Land
Fun Land Manned the reception desk. See article for more details.
Grass Widow
The Grass Widow Thoroughly enjoyed the disco and invited the Connoisseur to join in. Later participated in the "Women in serial killing" panel.
Hammer of God
(The Hammer of God) (Named only in the TV show). Participated in the Religion panel. Sees himself as a born-again Christian.
Hello Little Girl
Hello Little Girl Participated in the "Make it Pay" panel, where he argued that they don't do it for the money.
Moon River
Moon River Was briefly considered as the new guest of honor but was deemed too shy. His usual hunting grounds are disco nights.
Nimrod
Nimrod Chairman of the Convention Committee. See article for more details.
Psycho-Killer
Psycho-Killer Participated in the Sanity Clause panel.
The Shredder
(The Shredder) (Named only in the TV show). His driving force is guilt. He started with shredding pornographic magazines to pieces, and then proceeded to do the same with women. Came to the convention in the hopes of finding someone who would help him with his obsession.
Water Boy
(Water Boy) (Named only in the TV show). Doesn't believe in anything; hates the humanity including himself. He keeps score and boasts 171 victims, usually drowned.

Invited (status unverified)[]

  • The Bone God (possibly; illegible)
  • Brother Chip
  • The California Widow
  • Christian
  • Cincinnati Oyster
  • The Devil (Kentucky)
  • The Devil (Oregon)
  • The Dutch Uncle
  • The Faggoteer
  • The Family Man (guest of honor; no-show)
  • Flesher[2]

References[]

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